What about all those 14 year-old drug kingpins from D.A.R.E. videos whose business model was to hang around outside kindergarten classrooms with a fistful of neatly segmented lines of coke and try to get them to blow their lunch money on blow?

I'm not much for street drugs--I pop pills like a good Patriot--but even I couldn't pass up $1.75 for an ounce of cocaine . If nothing else I could hover around the 11th-graders and resell it for at least $2.50

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