This post is such a mathematically perfect encapsulation of everything wrong with internet writing is actually feels like it was written by a machine.
You're digitally puking out joyless, pointless, lazy, dehumanized garbage written by a confused machine that serves no purpose but to game a system that's two steps ahead of you. It benefits nobody, it's ugly as shit, and yes, we can tell it was written by a robot.
say it's not a
get rich quick scheme
it is. Also,
Learn to fucking write.