This post is such a mathematically perfect encapsulation of everything wrong with internet writing is actually feels like it was written by a machine.

You're digitally puking out joyless, pointless, lazy, dehumanized garbage written by a confused machine that serves no purpose but to game a system that's two steps ahead of you. It benefits nobody, it's ugly as shit, and yes, we can tell it was written by a robot.

also

if you

have

to

say it's not a

get rich quick scheme

it is. Also,

paragraphs exist.

Learn to fucking write.

So there's this thing called privacy