"The South is such a terrific place full of nice people that don't see a problem with basing their identity on the time they betrayed and murdered their own countrymen by causing the bloodiest war in American history so they could subjugate and brutalize Black people."

Yeah buddy, if you're gonna open with a lighthearted bit about how Southern Pride is all about apple pie and buttery grits, maybe don't use it as a segue to talking about how proud they are of their crimes against humanity.