Sort of like how a lot of people misremember The Godfather as a good movie

(Guys organized crime isn't about the money, *money*, it's about honor and love and family and faith and loyalty and respect and protecting children and supporting the community and only committing victimless crimes against laws written by corrupt politicians

Hi I'm Don Corelone, most beloved mob boss ever, welcome to this meeting where I share my list of 3,448 crimes you're not allowed to commit and then slowly nag you for three hours)