RIP Qanon. You Were The Only Conspiracy Worthy Of The Trump Years.

Screengrab from Agent Q’s CIA recruitment video. (Source: [REDACTED])

PART I: WHAT IS QANON??? PLEASE TELL ME, AARON.

CIA surveillance photo of Q attending a public gathering. This is the only known picture of Q aside from all the others I’m about to show you. (Source: Hidden microchip cameras planted in your brain by NASA.)
Q in one of his many Secret Agent disguises. (Source: [REDACTED])
I know it’s hard, but you can’t look away. This is real life, people. (Source: [LEVEL 3 ACCESS REQUIRED])
According to www.whosdatingwho.com, Spy Hard is *possibly* single, but will gladly share state secrets just to feel a woman’s touch. (Source: An actual screenshot from the website whosdatingwho.com, supplied by KGB officers)
Hmm…a lonely, delusional wannabe soldier with no combat skills that can’t keep a secret, loves puzzles, and dates children. I wonder… (Source: Toby Fox)
Well? Can you? (Source: Dr. Julius Hibbert, MD)

PART II: WHAT A FINE INTRODUCTION. CONSIDER ME ENGAGED. PLEASE TELL ME MORE AARON I’M SO EXCITED.

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