Aaron Boyd
1 min readFeb 11, 2024

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One sentence in and you managed to jam in at least four generic, nonsensical bullshit marketing cliches that achieve the impressive feat of being wrong and saying nothing at the same time.

I have no idea how it is possible to write crap like "AI has made content writing more dynamic and innovative" and feel intense shame. Unless you didn't actually write it and just told ChatGPT to write an intro made exclusively of vapid buzzwords that convey no real information and make everyone hate you.

AI has made us "more dynamic and innovative"? Compared to what? Purgatory? Were you raised by wolves as a child and were still learning basic human speech when ChatGPT came out?

Have you ever read a thing called a "book"? They're full of dynamic and innovative immersion that really thinks outside the blue-sky vertically integrated synergy of rightsizing diverse conversion funnels that make customers feel emotionally connected to your lifestyle brand that sells an *experience*, not a product.

Okay, I'm being mean, I'm sure you put a lot of work into coming up with really clever Chat GPT prompts that totally aren't things any random person could come up with in two seconds.

"1) WRITE A BLOG POST!

2) WRITE AN INTRO!

3) SEND AN EMAIL!"

.....oh

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