I'd say it's vastly more pathetic that Orange Man's legal team is evidently less informed than all these randos on the Internet that claim to have all this compelling evidence of voter fraud.

Imagine being some high-powered attorney at a prestigious law firm with decades of experience that lands the President of the United States as a client, yet somehow choosing the absolute, career-ending public humiliation of approaching a judge with "Hi, I have nothing. Can you give the President a ton of votes because....he wants them? Just from wherever is fine."