I would love to interview Putin and ask increasingly sarcastic, passive-aggressive questions.

"So what was going through your head when you realized there was a 40-mile traffic jam due to your mechanics being too lazy to rotate their tires?"

"So you'd been President for 22 years when you ordered the invasion, but you never actually performed inspections on your military to make sure their equipment worked? And it wasn't a single isolated incident, there were enormous embarrassing failures all across your entire military.

How did you not notice?"

"For years, you presented yourself as a geopolitical superpower that rivaled the US, but now the whole world is now laughing at it. At what point did it occur to you that you went from "terrifying warlord able to seize entire countries on a whim" to "comedic punchline but with war crimes"? Did you have, like, a Downfall moment, or did it just creep up on you?"