I love it when white guys proudly announce that racism is an urban legend and actually expect other people to reply "Wow, really? Thanks for clearing that up!"

Not gonna lie, I would really prefer to live in a universe where I can just declare that any problem that doesn't affect me is a myth. Cancer? Total fairy tale. War? A myth invented by the Irish to justify drinking on weekdays. Death? Ask yourself this: Have YOU ever died?? No? Exactly.

All I'd have to do to solve any problem ever is just say that it's not real, then link to a poorly edited, Youtube video where a guy that looks like Yosemite Sam rambles into his nephew's webcam for 47 minutes.

So there's this thing called privacy

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