I feel so bad for Mary. King David had this enormous harem granted to him by God--which is so, so unsettling if you imagine God intentionally creating a sexy human for the sole purpose of rewarding a man--but Mary gets the, uh, "honor" of never, ever having sex

"Oh but that's what makes her special!" Yeah, but there's a lot of other Special People in the Bible who aren't "rewarded" with eternal sexual frustration