PinnedGood news: I’ve Found the Worst Listicle On Writing Ever.Bad News: We’re Going To Read It TogetherSep 15, 20211Sep 15, 20211
PinnedDear Trump Voters: This Is Why You Lost(TRIGGER WARNING: This letter exceeds Twitter’s character limit and may take upwards of five minutes to read. I tried to keep this as…Nov 23, 20202Nov 23, 20202
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PinnedRIP Qanon. You Were The Only Conspiracy Worthy Of The Trump Years.Speaking of Barack Obama eating babies, let’s talk about Qanon.Feb 24, 20211Feb 24, 20211
This is Part IV of my ongoing series, This Piece Of Shit Article Is Literally Trying To Help Murder…Here, we will explore my favorite thing in the world: Russia thinking people respect it.Feb 20, 2024Feb 20, 2024
From Minstrel to Martyr and Back Again: Shifting Critical Perspectives on Uncle Tom’s CabinPORTFOLIO SAMPLEJul 30, 2021Jul 30, 2021
Percival Everett’s “Erasure” Is The Best Novel About Race In America Of The Past Decade.PORTFOLIO SAMPLEJul 29, 2021Jul 29, 2021
A Critique Of A Critique: Exploring The Limitations Of Subjectivity In German Aesthetic TheoryPORTFOLIO SAMPLEJul 29, 2021Jul 29, 2021
Career Paths Inspired By A Pharaoh In His Underwear: The Essay That Got Me Into UCLAPORTFOLIO SAMPLEJul 29, 20211Jul 29, 20211
This is projection. Pure projection. And I don't mean that as an insult.I think the hardest part of 2016 was wrapping our minds around the brutal reality that, by virtually every conceivable metric, Americans…Feb 25, 20211Feb 25, 20211
